Bush helps Korea

United States pays North Korea for bribes
by gd4u2no


How is it possible for us to pay a communist country for "promising" to stop producing additional nuclear weapons? Is this bribery being sponsored by the same "United" States which is behaving as if it would start a war with Iran? Iran is the country located near our victorious Iraq, of course.


How is it possible to pay the country which kindly informed us of what would happen 3 years ago? Am I missing something out of this victorious gesture of sponsorship of the great Korean nation?

It is quite a generous offer on the behalf of the great United States. I would like to threaten and throw punches at someone. Then, turn around to throw some more and they buy me a Mercedes. Nothing personal, but it makes just as much sense. Oh, I forgot one part. The little kid across the street would be mauled by my children. Of course, I would have to leave my senses for this to become a practical and conscientous solution to both of these particular dilemmas. Just to add quite a bit flavor, I would brag about the bad guy with lots of money who sought to pay me from beating him. Heck, why not beat him everyday?

Now, in all actuality, would this not endear me to all the other big, bad guys in the neighborhood? Of course, this is truly discounting the small fish who would suddenly find me appealing to prove their bravado.

Being that this is a skit, a skit seen on international television none of this needs to be bragged about at all. It is shown for what it is.